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    Terror threat.

    The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They also have two higher levels: "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual and the only threat they worry about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.and ruining their economy --~--~--

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    Terror threat.

    damn it, I hate it when I run out of tea -.-

    *EDIT*Let's keep the language PG-13 for the family members at least. EM3Bilko

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    Terror threat.

    Thats a good one, I LOL several times.

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    Terror threat.

    That hilarious! How about America current situation we're at level 2 bomb an unpronounceable country,one more level to Civil war,two more to Atomic holocaust.

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    Terror threat.

    That is really funny. Lol.

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    Terror threat.

    Rofl (not literally :P)
    good one

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    Terror threat.

    Or, as we used to say in the army...

    Dont get a bag on!! Get a mag on, and stag on!!

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