OK well can all use a great laugh when times are good or when times are bad. So let us see what we can do to make each other laugh. Let's try to keep them fairly clean and free of racism. Other than that it fair game.
Here is one to start if off and of course we all love lawyers....
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own
defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"
The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what
will happen if you don't tell the truth?"
The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win." :mrgreen: