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    The Dog Food Diet ...

    Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina Dog chow at Walmart, for
    my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus & Maximus. I was about to check out when a
    woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had
    an Elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her
    that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
    again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital
    last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I
    awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every
    hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was
    essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your
    pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
    feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try
    it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
    line was enthralled with my story by now.)

    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
    food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of
    the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    laughing so hard. WALMART won't let me shop there anymore.

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    The Dog Food Diet ...

    Hilarious !

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    The Dog Food Diet ...

    HA HA! Nice!

    Is that true or just a joke you pasted up? I hope it's true. Awesome!

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    The Dog Food Diet ...

    wow that funny :P real?

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