One of the common reasons that small computers are not used in some houses is that they can appear unseemly. This can be fixed by putting the ION platform in common household objects.

Smoke Detector: Might be a little hard to hide all of the cords, but if it was close to a wall or cabinet...


Alarm Clock: A sufficiently long or tall alarm clock could be gutted and the ION board could be made to display the time in place of the old parts. Depending on the screen, it could also be switched to view things like the weather and CPU/GPU temperature/usage as well as display on whatever the "clock" is hooked up to. A DVD Drive could be under or over the screen.